Stalking celebrities in Los Angeles

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I am the world’s worst celebrity stalker.

Whenever I visit L.A., I get excited about the possibility of seeing famous people. Hollywood is all about glitz and glamour, and friends who live in L.A. are constantly making me jealous with stories of bumping into Cher or Tobey Maguire or David Hasselhoff (The Hoff!) in random places like the drug store and supermarket.

I get my hopes up every timeI visit Tinseltown, and then I’m inevitably disappointed. Here’s the problem: I don’t watch a lot of movies or television, so I’m just not familiar with very many celebrities. If you stood 10 current movie or tv stars in front of me, I’d be lucky to name two of them.

So I’m probably bumping into famous people in Los Angeles all the time without recognizing them.

For instance, the last time I hiked Runyon Canyon, I saw this woman wearing a big floppy hat and giant sunglasses, a common tactic employed by famous females trying not to be recognized. She has movie star lips. She must be famous, right?

mystery woman

I got my hopes up that she might be Angelina Jolie, but that can’t be right. Or can it? I’m still clueless on this one.

I’m just no good at this wannabe-paparazzo thing. But I’m going to attempt to pass along my limited wisdom on the topic anyway.

How to see celebrities in Los Angeles

I know all the basic tips for seeing celebrities, such as: Go out during weekday mornings, since celebs tend to keep a lower profile during busy weekends; keep your eyes open at LAX and stare down everyone since famous people are all over the place there; look for people wearing big hats and sunglasses in an obvious attempt to be conceal their identity; and hang around certain hotspots that celebs visit.

kitson

What are those common celeb hotspots? Among them are Kitson, the Ivy and Newsroom Café in Beverly Hills; any of the hiking trails in the Hollywood Hills, especially Runyon Canyon; and normal-people places in West Hollywood like Whole Foods and Target.

The biggest rule when it comes to seeing celebrities in Los Angeles is to be alert and look closely at everyone who passes. Those of us who live in urban settings are used to walking past strangers without looking at them, and that’s a habit that must be broken to spot Hollywood royalty on the street.

Celebrities (and pseudo-celebrities) I’ve seen in L.A.

Here’s where I attempt to impress you with this underwhelming rundown of the various B- and C-list stars I’ve bumped into during my four visits to the City of Angels. Prepare yourself for some hilariously bad blurry pics!

First up is Hal Sparks, best known for his work on VH1’s I Love the 80s series and Queer as Folk. He’s a liberal political commentator now. A few years ago I saw him outside a Beverly Hills hotel taking pictures of people protesting an appearance there by President Obama.

I managed to sneak a photo of Sparks as he was sneaking photos of other people:

hal sparks

The night after I attended a taping of Last Call With Carson Daly featuring Green Day as the musical guest, I saw Green Day bassist Mike Dirnt walking down Santa Monica Blvd. in West Hollywood with his wife and child. It was cool but kind of ho-hum since I had just seen Dirnt the previous night during the show taping.

The other famous person I ran into during that visit was Magic Johnson, the legendary NBA star, during a Newsroom Café lunch. He remains the biggest star I’ve seen in L.A., and I only noticed him because my dining companion pointed him out (thanks, Melanie!)

During my most recent L.A. visit, I saw three semi-famous folks. The most well-known of the group was Patton Oswalt, which was exciting since he’s one of the smartest and funniest comedians around today. He was jogging around the Silver Lake Reservoir. I proceeded to sneak a ridiculous photo of him from behind after he passed. Go Patton!

patton oswalt jogging

The other two barely even qualify as celebrities since they’re both from reality shows. While walking in Silver Lake, I spotted Tabatha Coffey of Tabatha Takes Over sitting in the window of a Thai restaurant. And while strolling through Hollywood, I chanced upon Reza Farahan from Shahs of Sunset walking with a friend.

I tried to snap a pic of Reza and only got a portion of his head (he’s the one on the left.) You can’t even see his signature moustache because he’s facing the other direction. Paparazzi fail.

reza shahs sunset

Four trips to Los Angeles, and that’s all I have to show for it in terms of celebrity encounters.

How to find celebrity houses in Los Angeles

Since it’s hard to spot celebs on the street, sometimes a better option is to drive by their houses. You can easily find out where your favorite movie star lives. Disclaimer: This is for informational purposes only. If you try to actually stalk someone or sneak into their house to pull off a Bling Ring-style heist, I shan’t be held accountable.

One simple option is to buy a star map, which can be found in little sidewalk bins around the city for $5. The documents have an extensive list of celeb houses, but they aren’t the most user-friendly maps in the world and their lists are tricky to interpret.

hollywood star map

If you prefer to research before arriving in L.A., you’re better off using the site virtualglobetrotting.com. Just type in the celeb you’re curious about, and you’ll see an aerial view of his or her house. That site doesn’t display the physical address of the dwelling, but it does display the latitude and longitude. Plug that info right into Google Maps, and you can discover the street address.

When I have the time, I sometimes drive past famous person houses. Here’s Kathy Griffin’s place in the Hollywood Hills:

kathy griffins house

After Michael Jackson passed away, I felt compelled to see his former residence. I showed up with my friend Jason but it was late at night, so there was very little to see. We saw the back gate, pulled a U-turn in his driveway, and headed back home. This is what I left with in terms of photographic evidence:

michael jacksons house

And finally, I tried Jack Nicholson’s house, but as you might expect for such a megastar, his residence was hidden from the road. I had to settle for a shot of his garbage and recycling bins.

jack nicholsons house

I could’ve gone  through Jack’s garbage, since in California it is legal to go through someone’s trash once it has been put on the street. But I wouldn’t go to that extreme. I guess I’m not a stalker after all.

Have you ever seen any celebrities?

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About Scott Shetler

Scott is a Chicago-based journalist and blogger who seeks out quirky sights and awesome destinations throughout North America and beyond.

7 comments on “Stalking celebrities in Los Angeles

  1. My best tip: Go to the Rainbow on Sunset! Not only is it just awesome there, but I’ve seen a ton of famous people there – lots of rockers! Lemmy from Motorhead goes there a lot and passed by me once, I met Ron Jeremy there LOL, the Cypress Hill dudes, and Benji Madden (from Good Charlotte) are among some of the ones I’ve seen. 🙂
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  2. Was walking with my coworkers one day and walked past a guy who we all thought we could’ve sworn we had seen somewhere before; like we knew him. Turns out he was on a show.

    Then, Shirley Manson was (allegedly) at the Din Tai Fung in Arcadia. I say allegedly because I swear it was just some redhead, but this girl started freaking out when she saw her.
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