Do you hate society’s dependence on oil?
Do you hate it enough to ride around in public with your naked backside on a hard bike seat in protest?
The World Naked Bike Ride is an annual event that takes place in dozens of cities around the world. If you’re near a big city or college town that holds such an event, you may want to consider participating. Here’s the lowdown.
What is the World Naked Bike Ride?
If it’s not obvious from the title, this is a worldwide event. There isn’t one “World Naked Bike Ride Day” – the events are held on various dates throughout the summer, depending on the city. To find out if there’s a World Naked Bike Ride near you, go to the WNBR official site.
In my experience, probably roughly half of the participants get involved because they legitimately want to protest oil dependency, while the others just want the thrill of being naked in public with hundreds of other people. I certainly won’t cast judgment on either group – to each his/her own!
Where does the WNBR take place?
Various cities around the world hold their own naked bike rides. Chicago and Portland have two of the largest, but it’s also held in Boston, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, Houston, and dozens more cities.
The most recent list of WNBR rides shows more than 70 rides around the world, including such unexpected places as Bend, Oregon and Montpelier, Vermont. And there are even worldwide events in London, England, Finland, South Africa, Taiwan, Belgium, and Greece.
As the event continues to grow in popularity and people realize that it’s a harmless, fun activity, you can bet that the number of ride locations will continue to increase.
Isn’t baring it all in public illegal?
In most places it is, but in almost every city, the police look the other way. The event is short-lived and there are dozens, if not hundreds (or in the case of Portland – thousands) of riders, so singling out one or two for arrest would be wrong.
Arrests do happen on occasion, like in the college town of Madison, Wisconsin, where one year nine riders were issued citations. But those are extremely rare, and police in many cities actually coordinate with the naked bike riders to establish a route and block off traffic.
Organizers encourage riders to paint their bodies with anti-oil slogans. That way, if police do get involved, you can argue you are making a political statement and not just being naked for the fun of it. Also, many people wear body paint to camoflage their private parts and make their nudity seem less obvious.
The level of nudity varies by city. In Portland, a solid majority of riders are all about the birthday suit, while in cities like Chicago, a smaller percentage (a little less than half) are willing to bare it all.
The gender mix is more male than female, though the ratio is not as lopsided as you might expect.
The Seattle World Naked Bike Ride
In Seattle, the event I attended took place on a weekend afternoon. A couple hundred folks showed up, most of whom had painted their bodies. They rode through the streets, just before the Fremont Fair and Solstice Parade, which celebrates the start of summer.
It was a small group compares to WNBR in most cities. The ride was brief, and was mostly forgotten once the big parade started. In Seattle, it was viewed more as a silly, harmless thing that lasts for 10 minutes before the main event.
The event I attended was in June, but the Seattle World Naked Bike Ride site seems to indicate there will be multiple rides in the city this year. The main ride typically coincides with the Fremont Fair and Solstice Parade.
The Portland World Naked Bike Ride
My favorite was the Portland event. Because it started super late (after 11 pm, if I recall), people were far less inhibited. It was already dark, and many presumably had already had a chance to hit the bars and become even more carefree.
Portland’s World Naked Bike Ride is considered one of the largest in the world. Thousands (some estimate as many as 13,000) people show up and pedal through the streets of the City of Roses in June during the Pedalpalooza event. This year’s ride is Saturday, June 18.
I really believe that every city should hold its World Naked Bike Ride late at night, to maximize participation.
Since you’re wondering, no, I didn’t participate in either event myself. I was sans bicycle and went to each as a spectator. But I did join in at Chicago’s event on a couple of occasions.
The Chicago World Naked Bike Ride
The Chicago World Naked Bike Ride takes place each June, on a weekend evening. More than 1000 riders take part in the craziness each year.
The description of the event on the website states that the ride is up to 20 miles long and stresses that participants must be in good physical condition. It says, “This ride is not for everyone.”
However, after attending this ride a couple times, I can state with certainty that all of that is not true. The rides moves extremely slow, so anybody in any physical condition can participate. And the 15+ miles go by really fast.
Usually, the ride begins in the West Loop area, where people gather for an hour or two ahead of the ride to socialize, paint their bodies, and have a few drinks. Then, the ride begins just as the sun is going down, starting through downtown.
Next, the path proceeds north through River North and Lakeview, before winding southwest into Wicker Park and eventually back to the starting location. There’s usually a firepit and dance party at that spot for a couple hours after the ride.
The Mexico City World Naked Bike Ride
After this article was originally published, I had a chance to attend Mexico City’s WNBR in 2017. It was held in May. I would’ve liked to join in, but I was recovering from a bad case of food poisoning, so I just watched from outside my apartment.
This event also took place in the daytime and had a few hundred participants. Most were on bikes, while some were on rollerblades or skateboards. They rode past Angel de la Independencia, with many people stopping there for photo opportunities. In Mexico City, only a small percentage of the riders were fully without clothes.
More Photos of the World Naked Bike Ride
Okay, we know that’s why you’re really here, so browse some photo galleries of the Naked Bike Ride pics if you like (photos not mine and NSFW.)
Have you ever participated in a World Naked Bike Ride? Would you?